May 23, 2013 • 110,113 notes • whorville

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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May 22, 2013 • 190,682 notes • lordoftheinternet

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

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May 22, 2013 • 492 notes • j4nkenp0pp

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May 22, 2013 • 1 note

my last day of being jobless has been spent watching rage quit

thus turns into me laughing my face off and people probably thinking that i am insane. because i never seem to leave my house for more than an hour at a time… :3 

May 22, 2013 • 27,999 notes • klefable

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0rient-express: The cynics are right nine times out of ten | by Marty Desilets.

0rient-express:

The cynics are right nine times out of ten | by Marty Desilets.

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May 22, 2013 • 420,803 notes • mynameiscomedy

If girls had a penis for a day:

dean-pudim:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

WHAT THE HELL?

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May 22, 2013 • 33,758 notes • tomhiddles

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May 22, 2013 • 43,226 notes • peevesies

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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May 22, 2013 • 3,528 notes • thugkitchen
dearrscience: thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT. BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ 5 blackberries 5 ice cubes 1 shot of bourbon ¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient) ¼ cup cold club soda  (optional) Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody. Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com “while the bourbon helps you fight bullshit” ahahaha

dearrscience:

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

“while the bourbon helps you fight bullshit” ahahaha

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